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EIGHT MONTH ERECTION-----WOW!
23:30 Jun 16 2013
Times Read: 564

A truck driver who says a penile implant gave him an erection that lasted eight months described in court Tuesday how the procedure caused him to withdraw from much of life, wearing long, baggy sweat pants and a long shirt to hide his condition.

Daniel Metzgar, 44, of Newark, testified in New Castle County Superior Court in Wilmington in his medical malpractice lawsuit against Wilmington urologist Dr. Thomas Desperito. He told jurors the inflatable prosthesis made him feel like less of a man.

Colleen D. Shields, Desperito’s lawyer, said in her opening statement that sometimes bad medical results occur through the fault of no one. She also said that the urologist told Metzgar the prosthesis had to be removed four months after the surgery when Metzgar complained of an infection and that the erection wasn’t going down.

Shields said Metzgar didn’t do anything for months after that visit, the News Journal of Wilmington reports.

Metzgar had the procedure in December 2009. He said he lost his insurance afterward and didn’t have $10,000 he said Desperito wanted before he would do the surgery.

The prosthesis was removed in August 2010 after tubing from the device punctured Metzgar’s scrotum. He now has a replacement prosthesis from another doctor.

But Metzgar says scar tissue from the first surgery left him about 50 percent smaller and he does not get the same level of sensation.

Metzgar and his wife, Donna, are seeking unspecified damages from Desperito and his medical group.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/06/12/man-sues-doctor-after-penile-implant-gave-him-8-month-erection/#ixzz2WQA43H9P

COMMENTS

LordFangor
23:44 Jun 16 2013

One hell of a hard on! lol

schedule1
23:45 Jun 16 2013

the "punctured scrotum" is what made me cringe!

ElderRaven
14:13 Jun 17 2013

Rotflmao!

KALIGULA
14:36 Jun 17 2013

BOING!!!!!

Theodora
01:26 Jun 18 2013

Now we know what drove the truck while he slept! LMFAO

SatansBitch
00:35 Jun 20 2013

wow LMAO

BEER & NITROUS party at the supermarket!
14:04 Jun 03 2013
Times Read: 616

Kentucky Kicks Ass. Seriously. It’s full of history, horses, mountains, rolling hills, great food, better bourbon, beautiful women, and we gave you George Clooney.

But here in Kentucky, we also produced Trevor Runyon, whose overnight grocery party for one would make Barney Stinson rethink his criteria for legen…wait for it…

A Mount Washington ValuMarket manager found an odd scene when he opened up the store on Monday morning. Little did he know, but he was gazing upon one of the most epic parties one could ever throw for himself.

Here’s a brief list of everything Trevor Runyon reportedly did on Sunday night, according to WAVE 3 News:

•Used (note, used, not necessarily consumed) 57 cans of Reddi-Wip whipped cream.

•Cooked and consumed 6 steaks

•Smoked an untold amount of cigarettes

•Ate an untold amount of shrimp

•Ate at least part of a birthday cake

•Peed himself and found replacement clothes

•Fell asleep in the rafters of the store

Apparently, Runyon was able to sneak into the grocery store at closing time on Sunday. He’s been taken into custody, after the fire department was called to get him out of the rafters. That’s one nitrous party for the books.

http://www.webpronews.com/kentucky-mans-overnight-grocery-party-involved-beer-steaks-birthday-cake-and-57-cans-of-whipped-cream-2013-05